I got to fuck that tiny little Asian girl

One of my first ever posts on here was about a weird, yet awesome night I once had with a Thai ladyboy. I was on a business trip in the country, and things led to another and shablammo, things happened. Big whoop. But! Something else happened as well. And that didn’t involve a ladyboy. Or a boy. Or even a lady. Hang on, sit back, and I’ll tell you all about it.

Now for the record: this happened after I had the little penis-plus-boobs-in-one-package adventure. I knew I was going to have to wash away the dirt somehow, and banging a legit female creature was the only option. Bear in mind, that’s not a huuuuuuge issue when you’re 6’7 and blond, but still, it had to be done.

Also read: This Is How I Fucked A Ladyboy (On Purpose)


One night, I was walking through a somewhat dodgy part of Pattaya, when I spotted a girl sitting on the side of the road. I couldn’t tell whether she was bored, sad, drunk, high, or whatever. I stopped and looked at her, and she smiled. That’s a universal sign to walk up there and say hi, so that’s what I did. Turned out, after a loooong time (her English sucked for real) that she did this pretty much every night. Just stand there and look at people walking by. It’s a miracle she was even still alive.

I had the shock of my life when an entire family was chilling at the dinner table, barely even looking at us, let alone introduce themselves.

I sat down next to her, lit up a cig, gave her one and watched her almost choke. Then we stared at the people passing by, commenting on their looks. She actually turned out to be a fun girl to talk to, even though I could barely understand her. But there was something more important: she was cute. Like really cute. I mean I have a thing for Asians, I’ll gladly admit that, and she wasn’t your average-looking Asian hottie, but something about her made her really frckn attractive to me.

When I asked her whether she lived in the neighborhood, she pointed at the house behind us. Made sense for her to be sitting right in front of her own place, right? So I asked if she could show me around, maybe even make me a drink, ’cause I hadn’t had a beer in over an hour. She stood up and opened the door. I had the shock of my life when an entire family was chilling at the dinner table, barely even looking at us, let alone introduce themselves.


I followed her up a pair of very flimsy stairs (great view on her tiny ass though!) and through a door that wasn’t really a door, but more a large towel hanging from the ceiling. Her room was – how do I put this delicately – a total mess. Clothes everywhere. Empty beer cans everywhere. Ashtrays everywhere. There was a hole in the wall through which I could see what looked like the neighbors’ bathroom. Very off-putting – to most people. But I was here with a purpose, and the environment was just about perfect for that purpose.

Whatever had happened in the bathroom, I had no idea, but when I reached between her legs and felt her up, she was already more than ready.

We sat down on her bed, and for a brief moment, there was silence. (Figuratively speaking, of course, ’cause I could hear people fighting upstairs, people cleaning the dinner table downstairs, and, I think, people banging each other’s brains out somewhere on the same floor. I decided silence was now a no-go, so I put my hand on her (naked, ’cause shorts) thigh and kissed her lips. She returned the kiss, then stood up, told me to wait and ran out the door. I could hear her in the room next to me, and when I realized that was actually the bathroom, I quickly grabbed her wallet off of her desk and looked inside. Her ID told me she had just turned 19 (*breathes signs of relief*). I also learned her name was Lawan.

When she returned, I was already chilling back on her bed, without a shirt. Lawan sat on the bed and crawled towards me, kicking off her shoes. As I helped her get rid of her clothes, I started to realize how well my luck was turning out.

Top: gone. Barely any boobs, very Asian-like. Bra: gone. I had nothing to do with that, she wasn’t wearing any (no need to, I guess). Quick kiss to slow things down a bit. Shorts: gone. Tiniest of thongs that tried to hide between her butt cheeks. Thong: gone. Massive amount of pubic hair, just the way one would imagine any Asian girl. Her body was adorably tiny, I barely felt it when she climbed onto me. Whatever had happened in the bathroom, I had no idea, but when I reached between her legs and felt her up, she was already more than ready. And I was in no mood of waiting, either.

Inside (for real)

She seemed impatient, waiting for me to unbutton my jeans and make myself hard enough for her to sit on me. As she did, there was a brief moment in which I seemed to be stuck half-way through, but she leaned into it with everything she got (which was way too much, if you ask me) and finally, her ass rested on my thighs. She paused for a few seconds, closing her eyes and breathing in, before she started to slowly lift her body into the air, only a few inches, and lower it again. I grabbed her barely existing boobs and played around with her nipples (she loved that) and pushed her backwards to give myself a better angle. The moment her hands rested on my shins, and I could gaze upon that tiny body wiggling about on top of me, was the moment I grew fully hard. And boy, did she feel it.

Lawan screamed as I spread her pussy lips – just for the sake of a better view – and moved my hips upwards, hitting her G-spot with the tip of my dick. And she kept screaming as I fucked her – legit screaming, decibels that could be heard all around the block, given the pathetic state of the walls and ceilings.

Back to fucking, then, I thought.

In fact, Lawan’s screaming was so loud, the people downstairs stopped doing whatever it was they were doing, and moments later, loud feet ran up the stairs. The door opened and and I looked straight into the face of a very angry middle-aged man, shouting words I didn’t even remotely understand. Lawan started to shout back, but she didn’t stop moving. The man, who appeared to be her dad, came into the room and tried to pull her off of me – unsuccessfully. After a few more words that sounded like curses, he disappeared. Lawan looked at me, smiling. I smiled back, for I had no idea what else to do.

Back to fucking, then, I thought. I pushed Lawan off of me and pulled her off the bed. She bent over and held onto a chair as I stood behind her. I had to bend my knees a fair bit in order to be able to even have the tip of my dick slide between her pussy lips, but when it did, I thrust my hips forward and slid back inside her. I could hear my lower belly slam against her ass over her moans. The chair on which she leaned squeaked and I was positive it was going to give way, when a face appeared behind the hole in the wall. I could have sworn it was Lawan’s face, but it couldn’t be (I wasn’t that drunk). The face, even though I had expected it to vanish the moment I took notice of it, stayed.

Still inside

I kept fucking Lawan from behind, and I kept looking at the face through the hole in the wall. Lawan had to have noticed it herself as well, but she did nothing about it, nor did she tell me to stop – so I didn’t. I grabbed her hips and pulled her closer towards me every time I pushed my body forward. At this point – and I can’t be sure this actually happened but I’m pretty damn sure it did – Lawan came, screaming even louder than before, holding tight onto the chair. I kept going, however – if there was one thing I would get out of this freakishly weird experience, it would have been an orgasm.

I think (I hope!) I pulled out just in time for the first wave of cum to hit the back of her leg

Now, I don’t know how much all you guys enjoy the fantasy (or maybe even the actual memory) of girls and their twin sisters, but for me, the realization of that sheer possibility did something to me. To this day, I still don’t know whether the face in the hole in the wall was actually Lawan’s twin sister’s, but the second that very thought entered my mind, I was all gone. I think (I hope!) I pulled out just in time for the first wave of cum to hit the back of her leg, and I can safely say everything else landed on her tiny ass and lower back. I kept staring at the face as I blew my load over Lawan. She let me, waiting for me to finally let go of her. Then she stood up, cum dripping down her leg, as she walked towards the face, that vanished just in time for Lawan’s hand to hit it.

Back outside

My dick was still twitching when Lawan picked up my shirt from the floor and pushed it into my chest. Go, she screamed, go go go go go! I put my shirt back on, but didn’t even have time to button my jeans back up: I got pushed down the stairs with my half-hard dick still out. I ignored the screaming in the living room and quickly ran outside to avoid being chased by Lawan’s angry dad. She followed me outside and waited for the door to be slammed shut behind us.

The peace outside brought the both of us back to our senses. I laughed, and even Lawan chuckled, before she kissed me on the cheek. It wasn’t until she had disappeared back inside and the screaming had once again started before I realized my dick was hanging out. I finally hid it safely back into my pants, stared at the house for a few moments and took off. As I walked away, the noise eased down. I was back in the dodgy part of Pattaya, with the fresh memory of a tiny little Thai girl in front of me, and the imagination of that very Thai girl, fully naked, having to explain what had happened to her dad – and possibly to her twin sister as well.

Dannii, the drunkest Russian slut ever

Her name was Dannii.

I didn’t know that yet, but it already explained a heck of a lot of things. Like every girl called Dannii, or at least every girl I ever imagined being called Dannii, she was slightly taller than usual, had long, straight, blond hair, a fit, sporty body and a face that begged for a bucket full of the stickiest cum to be thrown all over it.

Dannii was looking at me. That was a strange realization, ’cause I wasn’t necessarily the best dancer, nor did I run around topless showing off my crazy muscular body, like some of the other guys were doing. She ignored them and looked at me once more, then turned away and shook her hips. Continue reading “Dannii, the drunkest Russian slut ever”

Kasia – Polish teen pussy [fave porn girls]

There’s a lot of girls in porn I’d fuck in a heartbeat if I had the chance. Some of them, though, just have something about them that makes me want to do a lot of bad stuff to them. Those girls deserve a post of their own, and that’s why I brought the [fave porn girls] section into life. First one to join the A-list of pornographic perfection: Kasia, the Polish teen that took America by storm.

Kasia Uściłko came to the US as part of a student exchange program, but she quickly got around to do other, more interesting stuff. The first time she caught my attention was with a video that’s all over the biggest porn websites. You may have actually seen it, as I have stumbled upon it time and time again. In the video, she attaches a see-through purple toy to a wooden structure and doggies herself. She looks at herself in the mirror, sits up and arches her back to hit that right spot. It’s been one of my favorite videos ever since. Continue reading “Kasia – Polish teen pussy [fave porn girls]”

Thigh fuck, the best way to cum [video]

It’s one thing to take your cock out after a good bit of pounding, aiming for the fun parts and shooting your load all over her body, ass, boobs, face or pussy. It’s another to make it look classy, as far as classy goes when anal fucking and cumshots are involved. If you want to try, however, this might be your best bet.

This is far from the best video in the world. It has a build-up that takes ages, the quality is rather poor and the actual action doesn’t last long enough. However, there’s about a minute that’s so perfect this video should be on anyone’s watched list. It is, arguably, the best way to cum, ever. Continue reading “Thigh fuck, the best way to cum “

How I fucked the most insecure girl on the web (Gabi – part #1)

I met Gabi online, at a forum where barely legal girls discuss their lives, school, love, and sex. The forum provided a PM option, so I created an account and started to browse for young, inexperienced girls to chat up and, eventually, get them in my bed. Gabi was the first girl I messaged.

Gabi was extremely shy and, from what I gathered from her posts, highly insecure about her general appearence. For no reason. When I, after tons of messages, finally got her to send me a picture, I was pleasantly surprised. She had what others would probably call a dull face, but something about it really triggered me. Her body – she had sent me a 3/4 mirror selfie – was tiny and petite. Her lack of curves and, judging from the picture, her rather small boobs were undoubtedly the reason for her insecurity. Continue reading “How I fucked the most insecure girl on the web (Gabi – part #1)”

Porn faces – A series in GIFs

Pretty faces always make porn just a little better, but sometimes, a very specific look on a girl’s face can make all the difference between “Yay that was pretty good” to “Holy mother of the Antichrist did you see that, I shot my load all the way to the ceiling”. So… here’s a list. In moving GIFs. Below the break. What more do you want?!

Continue reading “Porn faces – A series in GIFs”