Thigh fuck, the best way to cum [video]

It’s one thing to take your cock out after a good bit of pounding, aiming for the fun parts and shooting your load all over her body, ass, boobs, face or pussy. It’s another to make it look classy, as far as classy goes when anal fucking and cumshots are involved. If you want to try, however, this might be your best bet.

This is far from the best video in the world. It has a build-up that takes ages, the quality is rather poor and the actual action doesn’t last long enough. However, there’s about a minute that’s so perfect this video should be on anyone’s watched list. It is, arguably, the best way to cum, ever. Continue reading “Thigh fuck, the best way to cum “

This Is How I Fucked A Ladyboy (On Purpose)

As y’all know, Thailand is full of a rather odd kind of human beings. They’re usually called ladyboys, also known as shemales, trannies, chicks with dicks, and some more creative terms.

They are dudes (this is the first and last time I’ll say this, cause really, it’s kinda gross if you think about it), but they feel like they’re chicks, so they look like chicks, but they still have their… assets. I think they’re usually gay, but wild ladyboys have been seen banging girls – srsly, search the internet for it some time, it’s kinda fun to watch.

Anyway. I was in Thailand on a business trip (wink, more like a vacation) and I had taken refuge in a normal bar in downtown Pattaya, one of the biggest cities in the country. I was just minding my own business, having a drink, looking at hookers hitting on foreigners and trying to kick them away from myself. I succeeded quite nicely, until a really cute – uhm – not-so-much girl sat down next to me. She (I’ll call it “she”, I bet she would have liked that) didn’t say a word, so I reckoned she wasn’t after my money. I said hi and we ended up having a really nice talk about Thailand, sex tourism and work. I bought her a couple of drinks and we got legitimately tipsy. I really wanted to know whether she was actualy a girl, so I decided to ask her, having already accepted the fact that she probably wasn’t. She grabbed my hand and stuffed it under her dress. They were clearly a ladyboy.

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I Fucked Another Girl Cause My GF Thought I Should

So me and my bitch (oops, I mean ex gf) were having a bit of a fight. Apparently, it’s not cool to cum all over her while she’s sleeping and put the pics up the internet. Who knew.

She was pretty mad and she cut me off of sex for a few days. Then suddenly, she stood in front of my door, next to an adorably cute blonde girl, whom I had never seen in my life. My ex, Jaimee, stepped through the door, and the girl followed her. I was obviously fairly surprised. Who was this girl? Why was she in my apartment? Why does the world spin clockwise? (No, I didn’t ask myself that last question at that time, but why does it? o.O).

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