One of my first ever posts on here was about a weird, yet awesome night I once had with a Thai ladyboy. I was on a business trip in the country, and things led to another and shablammo, things happened. Big whoop. But! Something else happened as well. And that didn’t involve a ladyboy. Or a boy. Or even a lady. Hang on, sit back, and I’ll tell you all about it.
Now for the record: this happened after I had the little penis-plus-boobs-in-one-package adventure. I knew I was going to have to wash away the dirt somehow, and banging a legit female creature was the only option. Bear in mind, that’s not a huuuuuuge issue when you’re 6’7 and blond, but still, it had to be done. Continue reading “I got to fuck that tiny little Asian girl”
Her name was Dannii.
I didn’t know that yet, but it already explained a heck of a lot of things. Like every girl called Dannii, or at least every girl I ever imagined being called Dannii, she was slightly taller than usual, had long, straight, blond hair, a fit, sporty body and a face that begged for a bucket full of the stickiest cum to be thrown all over it.
Dannii was looking at me. That was a strange realization, ’cause I wasn’t necessarily the best dancer, nor did I run around topless showing off my crazy muscular body, like some of the other guys were doing. She ignored them and looked at me once more, then turned away and shook her hips. Continue reading “Dannii, the drunkest Russian slut ever”
There’s a lot of girls in porn I’d fuck in a heartbeat if I had the chance. Some of them, though, just have something about them that makes me want to do a lot of bad stuff to them. Those girls deserve a post of their own, and that’s why I brought the [fave porn girls] section into life. First one to join the A-list of pornographic perfection: Kasia, the Polish teen that took America by storm.
Kasia Uściłko came to the US as part of a student exchange program, but she quickly got around to do other, more interesting stuff. The first time she caught my attention was with a video that’s all over the biggest porn websites. You may have actually seen it, as I have stumbled upon it time and time again. In the video, she attaches a see-through purple toy to a wooden structure and doggies herself. She looks at herself in the mirror, sits up and arches her back to hit that right spot. It’s been one of my favorite videos ever since. Continue reading “Kasia – Polish teen pussy [fave porn girls]”
It’s one thing to take your cock out after a good bit of pounding, aiming for the fun parts and shooting your load all over her body, ass, boobs, face or pussy. It’s another to make it look classy, as far as classy goes when anal fucking and cumshots are involved. If you want to try, however, this might be your best bet.
This is far from the best video in the world. It has a build-up that takes ages, the quality is rather poor and the actual action doesn’t last long enough. However, there’s about a minute that’s so perfect this video should be on anyone’s watched list. It is, arguably, the best way to cum, ever. Continue reading “Thigh fuck, the best way to cum “
(Imagine Aimee as the hottest girl you’ve ever seen)
Aimee threw her dirty laundry into the machine
It was Sunday and she was about to clean her room
‘lready she had grabbed a water bucket and a broom Continue reading “Butt-naked”
I met Gabi online, at a forum where barely legal girls discuss their lives, school, love, and sex. The forum provided a PM option, so I created an account and started to browse for young, inexperienced girls to chat up and, eventually, get them in my bed. Gabi was the first girl I messaged.
Gabi was extremely shy and, from what I gathered from her posts, highly insecure about her general appearence. For no reason. When I, after tons of messages, finally got her to send me a picture, I was pleasantly surprised. She had what others would probably call a dull face, but something about it really triggered me. Her body – she had sent me a 3/4 mirror selfie – was tiny and petite. Her lack of curves and, judging from the picture, her rather small boobs were undoubtedly the reason for her insecurity. Continue reading “How I fucked the most insecure girl on the web (Gabi – part #1)”
Pretty faces always make porn just a little better, but sometimes, a very specific look on a girl’s face can make all the difference between “Yay that was pretty good” to “Holy mother of the Antichrist did you see that, I shot my load all the way to the ceiling”. So… here’s a list. In moving GIFs. Below the break. What more do you want?!
Continue reading “Porn faces – A series in GIFs”