Dannii, the drunkest Russian slut ever

Her name was Dannii.

I didn’t know that yet, but it already explained a heck of a lot of things. Like every girl called Dannii, or at least every girl I ever imagined being called Dannii, she was slightly taller than usual, had long, straight, blond hair, a fit, sporty body and a face that begged for a bucket full of the stickiest cum to be thrown all over it.

Dannii was looking at me. That was a strange realization, ’cause I wasn’t necessarily the best dancer, nor did I run around topless showing off my crazy muscular body, like some of the other guys were doing. She ignored them and looked at me once more, then turned away and shook her hips. Continue reading “Dannii, the drunkest Russian slut ever”

How I fucked the most insecure girl on the web (Gabi – part #1)

I met Gabi online, at a forum where barely legal girls discuss their lives, school, love, and sex. The forum provided a PM option, so I created an account and started to browse for young, inexperienced girls to chat up and, eventually, get them in my bed. Gabi was the first girl I messaged.

Gabi was extremely shy and, from what I gathered from her posts, highly insecure about her general appearence. For no reason. When I, after tons of messages, finally got her to send me a picture, I was pleasantly surprised. She had what others would probably call a dull face, but something about it really triggered me. Her body – she had sent me a 3/4 mirror selfie – was tiny and petite. Her lack of curves and, judging from the picture, her rather small boobs were undoubtedly the reason for her insecurity. Continue reading “How I fucked the most insecure girl on the web (Gabi – part #1)”

Flickr Chick: Veronica Velour [pictures]

You guys know Flickr? It’s this huge photography community that houses both the best pic-takers in the world as well as your granny who thinks her iPad camera is as good as it gets. Who’d have thought a free photography platform would end up being used for unholy things like nude selfies and porn?! This world is fucked.

In all seriousness, there’s plenty of people who post pretty good and pretty naughty pictures of themselves and their surroundings. One of them is this babe called Veronica Velour (or Vérønîcå Vélöur ♈♥♡XoXo♡♥♈). She’s got over 17,5k followers so chances are you might already know about her, but if not: go check her out. Continue reading “Flickr Chick: Veronica Velour [pictures]”

The 15 minute orgasm [video]

Holy smoke and a pancake. Everone knows there’s chickies who can do slightly elongated orgasms, but this one just doesn’t stop. She does 15-or-so minutes of masturbation barely touching herself, shaking like a Brazilian carnival dancer on a vibratory plate.

Okay, so maybe it’s not a 15 minute orgasm, more like a babe with a super sensitive clit going bananas everytime she gets near it, but really, who cares?


15minorgasm2Think it’s boring to stare at a girl who barely shows a boob for a quarter of an hour? Think again.


Screw morals. I fucked the new girl

One of the best things about being in charge at work, is you get to hire employees. One of our staff members moved to another part of the country, so we needed someone new. Several people applied, but it was quite obvious from the start that Samantha had the upper hand. Not because she was more qualified than the others. Just because she was unimaginably hot.

Perhaps that’s a bit shallow. Perhaps even wrong. But there are two reasons why I hired her and not the other, slightly less dashing creatures. Research has shown over and over again, people drink more when there’s a hot girl serving their drinks. That, combined with the prospect of getting to watch her body swirl and twirl about night after night, made the decision, be it a tad hollow, one of the easiest ones I’ve had to make since I took over the bar. Continue reading “Screw morals. I fucked the new girl”