One of my first ever posts on here was about a weird, yet awesome night I once had with a Thai ladyboy. I was on a business trip in the country, and things led to another and shablammo, things happened. Big whoop. But! Something else happened as well. And that didn’t involve a ladyboy. Or a boy. Or even a lady. Hang on, sit back, and I’ll tell you all about it.
Now for the record: this happened after I had the little penis-plus-boobs-in-one-package adventure. I knew I was going to have to wash away the dirt somehow, and banging a legit female creature was the only option. Bear in mind, that’s not a huuuuuuge issue when you’re 6’7 and blond, but still, it had to be done. Continue reading “I got to fuck that tiny little Asian girl”
Her name was Dannii.
I didn’t know that yet, but it already explained a heck of a lot of things. Like every girl called Dannii, or at least every girl I ever imagined being called Dannii, she was slightly taller than usual, had long, straight, blond hair, a fit, sporty body and a face that begged for a bucket full of the stickiest cum to be thrown all over it.
Dannii was looking at me. That was a strange realization, ’cause I wasn’t necessarily the best dancer, nor did I run around topless showing off my crazy muscular body, like some of the other guys were doing. She ignored them and looked at me once more, then turned away and shook her hips. Continue reading “Dannii, the drunkest Russian slut ever”
I met Gabi online, at a forum where barely legal girls discuss their lives, school, love, and sex. The forum provided a PM option, so I created an account and started to browse for young, inexperienced girls to chat up and, eventually, get them in my bed. Gabi was the first girl I messaged.
Gabi was extremely shy and, from what I gathered from her posts, highly insecure about her general appearence. For no reason. When I, after tons of messages, finally got her to send me a picture, I was pleasantly surprised. She had what others would probably call a dull face, but something about it really triggered me. Her body – she had sent me a 3/4 mirror selfie – was tiny and petite. Her lack of curves and, judging from the picture, her rather small boobs were undoubtedly the reason for her insecurity. Continue reading “How I fucked the most insecure girl on the web (Gabi – part #1)”
Pretty faces always make porn just a little better, but sometimes, a very specific look on a girl’s face can make all the difference between “Yay that was pretty good” to “Holy mother of the Antichrist did you see that, I shot my load all the way to the ceiling”. So… here’s a list. In moving GIFs. Below the break. What more do you want?!
Continue reading “Porn faces – A series in GIFs”
This is the story of me and Isabelle. And her mother. It’s not an overly long story, because the build-up towards the climax is a rather dull one. It involved a lot of texting, a lot of nude pictures, and a lot of bragging, before finally resulting in me going to her place (well… her divorced mother’s place).
It wasn’t a romantic meet-up – oh noes. I had only one goal: shoving my dick into a wet teenage (18!) girl, dropping my load and leave her for the next one. She knew, and she was okay with it – but I had to promise to perform the two-finger G-spot move of which I had made her aware. A small price to pay. Continue reading “I Fucked Isabelle And Her Mother Had An Orgasm”
When the girl dances swiftly through nothing but air
Her breasts barely covered by a thin lock of hair
When I carefully watch how she impishly strips
I call dibs Continue reading “Dibs”
Holy smoke and a pancake. Everone knows there’s chickies who can do slightly elongated orgasms, but this one just doesn’t stop. She does 15-or-so minutes of
masturbation barely touching herself, shaking like a Brazilian carnival dancer on a vibratory plate.
Okay, so maybe it’s not a 15 minute orgasm, more like a babe with a super sensitive clit going bananas everytime she gets near it, but really, who cares?
Think it’s boring to stare at a girl who barely shows a boob for a quarter of an hour? Think again.